Classifieds: Business

Independent Business owner seeking established merger and/or joint venture with other business(es) in like field through it's individual owner or partners. This arrangement will be scheduled to take effect immediately and will continue through the Q3/Q4 2006 period.
Negotiations of this business agreement would occur in a friendly setting where executives from the respective companies would participate in a due diligence process to ensure a successful combination of all parts and assets. A mutually-beneficial arrangement would provide cultural, technological and cost-effective solutions, thus improving overall business practices for both parties.
Through an intensive and rigorous training program, each business will gain a broadened knowledge and hands on experience with respect to the best business practices of the other party, in addition to their own respective markets and/or areas of expertice.
It is important to note that this merger will provide opportunity to establish new contacts for future business transactions and various networking strategies going forward.
Candidates should be resourceful, be fully bond(age)able, and be willing to forfeit a sufficient amount of their liquid assets as collateral.
Please note: A formal announcement will be published in It's Your Business Weekly ... Not all business need to be secret, you know ;)
Let me participate in your business!

1 Comments:
i just laughed my ass off. you are devilishly good at manipulating corporate double talk!
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