Amazing Headache
OMG... First of all, I'm glad that a reality TV show that doesn't completely suck has finally started another season. I will admit that I do enjoy the Amazing Race, but holy shit this season may just be the one that breaks me. Have you seen the contestants? And have you had the misfortune of having to listen to Jonathan?
I would be willingly to move to an old folks home, rooming with some old degenerate with an incontinence problem, than spend more than an hour with that guy. He has to be one of the most annoying humans in existence. Why didn't he fall out of that boat when he was howling like a fucking wolf? There is no justice in this world.
Perhaps we should advise Bush that Jon's a threat to the homeland, since he openly admits that he has "Jedi powers and can make the impossible happen..." that's something to worry about George. You better get cracking.
I would be willingly to move to an old folks home, rooming with some old degenerate with an incontinence problem, than spend more than an hour with that guy. He has to be one of the most annoying humans in existence. Why didn't he fall out of that boat when he was howling like a fucking wolf? There is no justice in this world.
Perhaps we should advise Bush that Jon's a threat to the homeland, since he openly admits that he has "Jedi powers and can make the impossible happen..." that's something to worry about George. You better get cracking.
posted by Jeff at 1:05 a.m.
2 Comments:
I'm so glad that we've learned yet another of your nasty fetishes from your inadvertant blurting on your blog.
Your hatred of Jon is irrelevant. What's important is that your fondest wish is to fall asleep spooning, on the inside, with an 80 year old man who pisses the bed. It's been begging to come out and oddly enough we have The Amazing Race to thank for our nightmares this evening.
I love this drama-rama person. He says what I leave out. I didn't mention the grammar, but now that it's out there: pick up a book, wouldja?
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