I call this position "Downward Spiral"

o... m... g.
Can someone not say "you've had enough booze shorty... shut it off!"? That would be ideal for future outings. Thanks.
I looked like a wreck despite 2 showers and a brief nap between episodes of our Sex and the City marathon. Darcy and Julie arrived home and immediately looked at me knowing full-well what I had been up to the night before. Apparently my shame was visible for miles.
I definitely enjoyed myself at the bar. I met some young ladies out on their 19th bdays. They were really excited to be there and I spent a great deal of time dancing with them and their middle-aged aunt. She was fun times too ( looked like Karen from Will & Grace) and was convinced that I couldn't be a day over 20. God, I wish.
I met some of Tony's friends from work. "Ashanti" the tequila queen thought I was insane I'm sure. In fact, I'm pretty sure they all did... given my hyper sloppiness. How I managed to drink shooters and NOT hurl on the dancefloor remains a mystery to me.
Another all-nighter at Stephen and Robin's. I had a great night...more drinking, etc. etc. and I'm still paying for it now. I thought I would be able to sleep all day, but apparently the shame and guilt of my performance has kept me up longer than I planned. I clearly made an ass of myself... but what else would you expect? lol