July 3
well, Megan is gone to Ohio and Julie left for Ottawa to spend some time with her internet/phone lover Jason for the weekend before heading off to Boston to watch her friends get hitched.
So, what are the other two left to do while the gals are gone? hmm... let's see. I think a recipe is in order.
You'll need:
1 night of excessive drunkiness at Reflections
1 TV Series from the early 80's on DVD. Preferably with gay under-tones (in this case. DYNASTY!)
5 grams of weed, a pipe and a lighter
1 box of Fudgsicles
2 quarts of Bombay Sapphire
5 bottles of Tonic
2 limes
1 Hot tub
2 days of excessive sun tanning
1 bottle of Banana Boat Tanning Oil
1 freezing cold lake ( only for short intervals... to be immediatley followed by hours of hot tubbing)
pool noodles
1 wharf for dancing on
3 visiting friends
1 frozen pizza
Countless laughs
Blend well and serve immediately.
So, what are the other two left to do while the gals are gone? hmm... let's see. I think a recipe is in order.
You'll need:
1 night of excessive drunkiness at Reflections
1 TV Series from the early 80's on DVD. Preferably with gay under-tones (in this case. DYNASTY!)
5 grams of weed, a pipe and a lighter
1 box of Fudgsicles
2 quarts of Bombay Sapphire
5 bottles of Tonic
2 limes
1 Hot tub
2 days of excessive sun tanning
1 bottle of Banana Boat Tanning Oil
1 freezing cold lake ( only for short intervals... to be immediatley followed by hours of hot tubbing)
pool noodles
1 wharf for dancing on
3 visiting friends
1 frozen pizza
Countless laughs
Blend well and serve immediately.
posted by Jeff at 10:43 p.m.
1 Comments:
i find my title to be lacking in not only gradiosity and flair, but in imagination. hope that recipe works out for you. how anybody can watch that soap-drama crap is and always will be a mystery to me.
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