Granola Lovah
RECAP: Last night (After spending a few hours helping stuff bags at the AFF office) Andrew, Joseph and I headed to the Seahorse for a little Jill Barber action. Although she only performed a few of her new songs, it was a great show. She makes it all look so effortless. lol
While sitting in a sea (pardon the pun) of hippies, Joseph and I came to the startling conclusion. We're missing out on a key demographic; The Gay Granolas.
Gay Granolas are an untapped resource. Yes, they may not be the most hygenic of the group, but let's just quickly discuss the benefits of snagging one of these shaggy-haired, plaid-wearing Earth Lovers.
#1 - They're handy. No, they may not know how to match their wardrobe, but if you have a house that needs shingling or painting... he's your guy!
#2- Car troubles? Well, with a Gay Granola your roadside horror will soon be forgotten. He'll surely know how to change your tire or top up the radiator... I mean, he can keep a old VW wagon on the road. Your Saturn will be a piece of cake!
#3- He's the Fixer-Upper. Yes folks, most of today's Granolas are just passing through a phase. Eventually they'll come to their senses, bathe and go shopping. By latching on beforehand you're not running the risk of losing him once he's done some manscaping and slaps on a pair of Diesel jeans.
#4- Weed. If he doesn't have any his friends will. Enough said.
While sitting in a sea (pardon the pun) of hippies, Joseph and I came to the startling conclusion. We're missing out on a key demographic; The Gay Granolas.
Gay Granolas are an untapped resource. Yes, they may not be the most hygenic of the group, but let's just quickly discuss the benefits of snagging one of these shaggy-haired, plaid-wearing Earth Lovers.
#1 - They're handy. No, they may not know how to match their wardrobe, but if you have a house that needs shingling or painting... he's your guy!
#2- Car troubles? Well, with a Gay Granola your roadside horror will soon be forgotten. He'll surely know how to change your tire or top up the radiator... I mean, he can keep a old VW wagon on the road. Your Saturn will be a piece of cake!
#3- He's the Fixer-Upper. Yes folks, most of today's Granolas are just passing through a phase. Eventually they'll come to their senses, bathe and go shopping. By latching on beforehand you're not running the risk of losing him once he's done some manscaping and slaps on a pair of Diesel jeans.
#4- Weed. If he doesn't have any his friends will. Enough said.
posted by Jeff at 1:26 p.m.
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