Jade... The "Undiscovered Neologist"

Jade from ANTM needs to check herself.

It's one thing to possess the style and confidence of a professional model, but if you're going to go on television and attempt to come off as an intelligent human being it would help if your vocabulary complimented the fact. Jade apparently didn't get the memo or meminder or memote... Whatever she chose to call it.
Instead, Jade uses made-up words like "analystical", "decipheration", "tornness", "dwelve" and "brunetteness" (one of my favourites so far) with a false sense of confidence. Let's not also forget all of the others... like "withhandle", "releasement", "derogatoriness" and "considerating". Perhaps the judges should start "considerating" the fact that she's a fucking moron and boot her ass out of the competition.

STFU Jade. You're a stupid cunt.

Regardless, whomever wins the competition (Danielle we're rooting for you) the judges have already taken the most important step of all... voting off this specimen:


Cute...