Fall River Retreat

Team Hydrostone, Joseph, Gilles and I arrive at Danny's house on the lake starved and sober. It was Gio: Take Two. The house was fab. I immediately started working on the chicken kabobs and Patrick warmed up the BBQ. Stephen and Benjie were on salad and corn duty while the others sat around the fireplace on the deck. Benjie brought lamb chops and we dined on them with mint jelly en glass.


We had a fabulous dinner and unfortunately as the night went on I developed a massive headache. I searched high and low for drugs, but had no luck... that was until the end of the evening when I discovered that Danny had every drug imaginable neatly packed away in his linen closet. Ugh.

Speaking of neatly packed, some of the boys went for a late night skinny dip. It was absolutely freezing outside so they were all quick to gather 'round the fire to roast their weenies. Joseph explained that shrinkage was in full effect and that they all looked like women. He feared that Moya would see his business in the moonlight. Patrick, Gilles and Marcus put on their beach towel couture (with accessories) and modelled their girlish figures by candlelight. Gilles even gave us his best Demi Moore, which was captured on camera and will be headlining on the cover of the Summer Gaymes Review after the closing ceremonies this fall.



Benjie and Hotlips did some Trailer Park Boys... I mean they watched the Trailer Park Boys... I mean they hung out in the basement like in junior high school and watched the off-air screen on tv.... riveting I'm sure. Next time listen for Mom coming down the stairs... and try not to look so fucking stunned. lol

Patrick managed to get shitfaced and nearly fell into the fire. Joseph fell asleep in a chair - beer in hand, and the rest of us decided to call it quits.

I was slow on the draw and ended up sleeping on the loveseat. I will tell you that there was no love on that seat. For the ENTIRE night Patrick's cute little Shiz shu's jumped and crawled on me. They even found it amusing to launch their hairy little bodies onto my head and park their asses on my face. It was far from pleasant. I was exhausted.

The next morning Peter and I were the first to rise and he immediately bolted for Tim Horton's to get coffee for everyone. I was so thrilled at this point that I considered asking if he wanted to check out the Trailer Park Boys downstairs, but felt it would be a bit inappropriate.


We gathered out things and headed back to the city. I made my way home and attempted to sleep for an hour before I had to get up for the Going North potluck party...