Hear O Israel, the Lord our God, the Lord is One

Shortbus

Brendan, Rocky, Joseph, Scott, Steve, Benjie and I went to see Shortbus last night. Fantastic.

We all got it in the end. Twice.

Halloween Can Be Such A Drag

Words cannot describe how amazing our Valley Halloween Gay-Away was this weekend. So, I'm not going to bother. ha ha The pictures will speak for themselves and are now being censored for posting on a blog near you.

Thanks again to Bev & Peter!
Longtime :)

Canada Pension Plan? You Assume I'm Going To Live That Long. Please Return It. Thanks

Today's Highs:

- It's Commission Day! :)

Today's Lows:

- Tax is a bitch.

$500 mmhmm

"Hi, My name is Maurice Allison. I'm old, fat and I live in Hammonds Plains... Mmmkay..."

Vault 1- $100 "Ga-ahead"
Vault 2- $125 "Nuthawon"
Vault 3- $180 "ugh, bedagoagin"
Vault 4- $225 "triwonmoretime"
Vault 5- $300 "triwonmore"
Vault 6 - $500

"umm hmm... (heavy breathing)... nah... I think I'm gunnastop... nah.."

Stop?

"Yokay"


(takes the $500)

Thanks Maurice, you've made me feel so much better about this whole thing. Knowing that a complete moron like yourself is capable of Beating the Bank makes me feel far more confident that I'll do well WHEN I get on!

Dear Angela Kelly:

Congratulations on being the 10th caller on today's Beat the Bank at 1:40pm, winning $300 on vault #6.

There's a special message for you in Vault #7:

"GET YOUR LIFE OUT OF MY FACE!"

RAGE

Beat the Bank update:

1:42 pm - the phone starts ringing. I immediately freak out and message Virginia to share in the glory. I wait. It continues to ring. I wait some more. Still ringing. Ringing. More ringing. Listening to commercials I assume they're not ready to tell me that I'm the lucky caller. I wait some more. Still ringing. Then, before I could process what was going on....

"... and we're back, we've got Wendy on the line. Welcome Wendy..."

Yeah, well... Wendy can eat a dick.