"matt"

"matt", originally uploaded by jeffmyles.

It is with great regret that I inform you of the recent loss in our Hatchet Lake family.
On Sunday, July 31, 2005 our dear Transparent Fashion "Matt" died of a spontaneous explosion. While "Matt" enjoyed being ridden all over the lake on hot summer days, it seems that he couldn't handle the heavy romping of our bi-guy Darren on the trampoline. Apparently this new guest was more vigorous than "Matt" had experienced on previous lakeside endeavours. It was, without a doubt, an accident. Charles (A.K.A. Cathcartier) was witness to this tragic event and was able to retrieve "Matt" from the windy waters and return his deflated corpse to shore.
Many of you had the opportunity to ride "Matt" at some point or another... some more so than others, and we all share in your grief following this terrible loss.
In lieu of flowers, donations can be made in the form of cash, weed or other recreational drugs to the Hatchet Lake Brothel and Resort.
Thank You.