Your Tuesday Horoscope Jeff!
Happy Valentine's Day. Look for love all around today. Romance is at an all-time high, but in an idiosyncratic manner which others would not consider traditional. But love is always crazy love to those looking in from the outside. Enjoy!


Um... Fuck that! Romance is at a all-time low. In fact, any romance (bizarre or not) would be welcomed at this point :S I've got NOTHING! Fuck You Valentine's Day!

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I hope I never have to read these again...

I was recently prompted to haul out the ever-popular "He's just not that into you" daily wake-up call. I thought maybe I'd have some sort of revelation about the current situation. I still don't know if I'm going to get it, but I THINK things are back on track. In the event that a pattern emerges again, I've listed a few key points to keep in mind...

- A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you that he's not that into you.

-Don't use the "Maybe he forgot to remember me" excuse: Have faith. You made an impression. Leave it at that. If he likes you he'll remember to call. You're worth it.

-If you don't know where the relationship is going, it's okay to pull over and ask.

-Don't spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you.

-He might be lying in the hospital with amnesia, but most likely he's just not that into you.

-Your lost self-esteem may take longer to find than a new boyfriend, so prioritize accordingly.

-Don't make yourself too available.

If only they were as easy to accept as they were to write.