Things To Do...
Things To Do During The Last 30 Minutes Of Your Work Week:
- Quietly finish off the remains of yesterdays birthday cake at your desk - Don't draw attention to the fact that you're consuming at least 4 portions on your own SHH!
- Test out all of the pens found in your drawers -Throw out the ugly and/or dead ones
- empty/clean coffee mugs
- Go to the bathroom as not to waste unpaid weekend hours on Friday evening
- Delete saved voicemail messages
- Neatly pack up the tupperware/travel mugs from the previous week
- Disperse candy wrappers and pop cans from your garbage as not to alarm the cleaning staff of your sugar obsession
- Blog about how the last 30 minutes seems like a lifetime
- Quietly finish off the remains of yesterdays birthday cake at your desk - Don't draw attention to the fact that you're consuming at least 4 portions on your own SHH!
- Test out all of the pens found in your drawers -Throw out the ugly and/or dead ones
- empty/clean coffee mugs
- Go to the bathroom as not to waste unpaid weekend hours on Friday evening
- Delete saved voicemail messages
- Neatly pack up the tupperware/travel mugs from the previous week
- Disperse candy wrappers and pop cans from your garbage as not to alarm the cleaning staff of your sugar obsession
- Blog about how the last 30 minutes seems like a lifetime
posted by Jeff at 4:33 p.m.
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