Valley Boys Roadtrip - Chapter One
Granola Grandeur
It's now 1:25am and I just finished packing my things for our extended gay-a-way weekend. I'm tired, cranky and generally unpleasant to deal with. Tomorrow morning should be rather enjoyable at work... ugh There better be a coffee on my desk when I arrive.
Anyway, We're all heading to Steve's cottage for the weekend in... um...? I'm not exactly sure. It's somewhere in the valley. That's all I know. But hey, it doesn't really matter to me. The important thing is that we have lots of fun and we remember to bring the essentials: Booze, shoes and hair product.
This weekend Joseph and I will be on the lookout for our beloved granola gays. Let's face it, we're heading to the valley... it's bound to be littered with horny farm boys. Here's hoping we wrangle some this weekend! :) Hopefully we'll find a Granola Bar along the way. I hear that's the place to spot them. Wish us luck!
(Valley Boys play-by-play to follow....)
It's now 1:25am and I just finished packing my things for our extended gay-a-way weekend. I'm tired, cranky and generally unpleasant to deal with. Tomorrow morning should be rather enjoyable at work... ugh There better be a coffee on my desk when I arrive.
Anyway, We're all heading to Steve's cottage for the weekend in... um...? I'm not exactly sure. It's somewhere in the valley. That's all I know. But hey, it doesn't really matter to me. The important thing is that we have lots of fun and we remember to bring the essentials: Booze, shoes and hair product.
This weekend Joseph and I will be on the lookout for our beloved granola gays. Let's face it, we're heading to the valley... it's bound to be littered with horny farm boys. Here's hoping we wrangle some this weekend! :) Hopefully we'll find a Granola Bar along the way. I hear that's the place to spot them. Wish us luck!
(Valley Boys play-by-play to follow....)
posted by Jeff at 1:30 a.m.
1 Comments:
I just had to bite my lip and stiffle my laughter so I didn't look like an idiot at work. Still stiffling as I type this. Ok, I have to leave the room so I can laugh out in the hallway. Quaker Sam is priceless!
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