$500 mmhmm
"Hi, My name is Maurice Allison. I'm old, fat and I live in Hammonds Plains... Mmmkay..."
Vault 1- $100 "Ga-ahead"
Vault 2- $125 "Nuthawon"
Vault 3- $180 "ugh, bedagoagin"
Vault 4- $225 "triwonmoretime"
Vault 5- $300 "triwonmore"
Vault 6 - $500
"umm hmm... (heavy breathing)... nah... I think I'm gunnastop... nah.."
Stop?
"Yokay"
(takes the $500)
Thanks Maurice, you've made me feel so much better about this whole thing. Knowing that a complete moron like yourself is capable of Beating the Bank makes me feel far more confident that I'll do well WHEN I get on!
Vault 1- $100 "Ga-ahead"
Vault 2- $125 "Nuthawon"
Vault 3- $180 "ugh, bedagoagin"
Vault 4- $225 "triwonmoretime"
Vault 5- $300 "triwonmore"
Vault 6 - $500
"umm hmm... (heavy breathing)... nah... I think I'm gunnastop... nah.."
Stop?
"Yokay"
(takes the $500)
Thanks Maurice, you've made me feel so much better about this whole thing. Knowing that a complete moron like yourself is capable of Beating the Bank makes me feel far more confident that I'll do well WHEN I get on!
posted by Jeff at 3:55 p.m.
2 Comments:
gotta love your commentary Jeff! - effin funny really... patience is a virtue eh... which some of us lack (including me) keep tryin boy, let the force be with you...
cioa' - kyle -
Maurice is probably just lucky it didn't have a heart attack. Now it's free to spend $500 on dougnuts and poutine.
-gpb
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