Monday, May 29, 2006

If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do...

Things to point out:

- When hobbits need taxis, they get taxis.

- Hobbits and Lesbians make Ewok babies.

- Sangria is the ultimate beverage.

- Hot dogs will not ruin your buzz.

- Rum & Coke = Gay men make out with lesbians.

- Side Dishes CANNOT be ordered at North End Diner. Poached eggs are NOT on the menu. Judgement, however, comes at no charge.

- Blur is the new Reflections.

- Rum hangovers last 2 days.

- Theme of the Summer: Keep it in the family.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

god. not another gay man moved to make out with lesbians when drinking rum and coke. thought that was a self contained problem...
AJ

11:36 a.m.  

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